I was overwhelmed upon opening the shipping box by the sheer masculinity that poured out like a stiff whiskey. Putting this crown of testosterone on my head transformed my addled mind into a dictionary of "man-isms". Within minutes of donning primal cloak of godliness I had built a shelter, made fire with my mind, attracted the finest of local females, and caught a seasons worth of fish and game by simply punching the air. This hat is all you will ever need to survive and thrive in this lifetime.